#4465 Suite Talker

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discover that they both have the same recurring dream. Plus, Luke finds himself in the tiniest hotel room in NYC. And Andrew becomes obsessed with tracking down a bad hotel he stayed at years ago.

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0:00.0	Hey, Oscar.
0:01.5	Yeah.
0:02.4	When you get a loan, you don't have to use it for exactly what you say you're going to, right?
0:09.1	Yes, you do.
0:11.6	No, but I mean, once the bank gives you the money, it is your money.
0:17.1	You can use it for whatever you want, right?
0:19.5	No, Kevin, that would be fraud.
0:21.7	Let's say that you tell the bank that you're going to open up an ice cream store, but instead you buy an ice cream cart.
0:31.9	Technically, you're still selling ice cream.
0:34.7	I know you have gambling debts.
0:38.9	Gambling debts?
0:41.4	What?
0:42.6	Promise me you will not take out a small business loan and use that money to pay off your bookie.
0:48.6	What's a bookie?
0:50.5	I don't even know what you're talking about.
0:52.9	You are weird.
0:54.6	You are a really weird dude.
0:57.6	TVTL.
1:03.0	Look, I get it.
1:04.6	I'm not always fun to be around.
1:07.1	I can be loud and abrasive.
1:09.1	My breath.
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