#4461 I’m Walken Here

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

A new Miller Lite commercial leads to the discovery of Luke’s not-too-shabby Christopher Walken imitation. Plus, Andrew places a phone call to solve a radio-related mystery. And a listener’s mom teaches her the proper way to make a prank phone call.

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0:00.0	When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying pack on more fat.
0:06.8	That's what's happening.
0:08.1	Hmm.
0:08.6	So even without cakes and chocolate, pasta itself turned into sugars in your body.
0:14.4	That's what makes you gain all the weight.
0:15.7	That's it.
0:16.1	We're throwing our pasta out, Peter.
0:17.4	All pastas, lasagna, all of it.
0:22.8	We're done. All this stuff.
0:30.7	You even do it? Oh, no, no, no, no. It's just how it so we can look at it. No, we're cutting it out of our diet.
0:35.5	We are done with pasta. We are done with spaghetti. We are done with linguini, fettuccini.
0:37.6	Fetuccini doesn't count. Absolutely counts.
0:38.3	No more pasta.
0:39.4	Just have a bowl of spaghetti.
0:40.2	Come on.
0:41.0	No.
0:41.7	What happened to you?
0:42.2	What happened?
0:44.4	No more pasta for you or me.
0:46.0	Okay?
0:46.9	It's over.
0:47.6	We're done.
	...

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