#4459 The Thin Gray Line

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Pigeon’s are going missing from New York’s parks, and one woman (dressed as a bird) aims to crack the case wide open. We also get the most poetic update on the TBTL Junior Sluggers yet. And Andrew opens up about the time he disguised himself as an Orioles fan to commit a garbage crime.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, if you will please direct your attention to the center of the room,
0:07.0	it is now time for the cake.
0:10.0	You're 25?
0:13.0	Yes. Can you believe it?
0:16.0	Finally old enough to rent a car!
0:19.0	Ack!
0:22.9	Ack!
0:26.0	Oh, it feels good to laugh.
0:27.6	TBTL!
0:36.7	Hey, now don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure is heckfire remember you.
0:38.4	Listen to me. You're the lowest of the low you bring shame on your family your country and your ancestors they're watching
0:45.1	you god's watching you and we're watching you that was great that was good you went for it
0:51.5	i appreciate that i can say big loud things. I can be demonstrative.
0:56.2	Don't worry, because they call me Devo, because I can whip them good. I'm sorry, but when I hear
1:01.8	an undeserved compliment, it makes my ears want to throw up. Oh, your ears are always throwing up
1:06.9	about something. All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL, the show
1:13.4	that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:16.3	Scatman's World.
1:17.3	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:19.5	I'm your host.
1:20.5	No one believes a word out of your mouth.
1:22.7	Why do you keep talking?
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