#4455 Scott Pelley Vs. The World

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Luke is very excited about the most recent episode of John Mulaney’s Netflix show. Andrew is inspired by Scott Pelley’s brave stance on 60 Minutes. And they address the plumber-in-the-room when it comes to baseball analogies.

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0:00.0	What is that gloomy racket?
0:07.0	That's the Human League!
0:09.0	That is electro-nonsense.
0:10.0	They're electro-pionnaires. They invented music.
0:13.0	Are you aware of the music known as jazz?
0:15.0	Are you aware of jazz music, the movement of jazz?
0:18.0	Why'd you keep going on the back for?
0:19.0	Because it's the most important art form in the 20th century. No one listens to jazz. I hate jazz. You hate jazz? You the chaos. Huh? Dibab. Don't start scatting.
0:38.3	We don't need scat at this point.
0:40.3	You better stop scouting.
0:42.3	Scoot-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-t.
0:44.3	TBTL.
0:46.3	You have no reflexes.
0:51.3	Your blood tastes like root beer and some of your bones appear to have vanished.
0:55.7	This banner has letters on it.
0:57.2	They spell bon and void.
1:01.3	You see, first we get your attention with the boring stuff, then we hit you with the excitement.
1:05.2	Bam!
1:05.6	Do you have any idea who I am?
1:07.1	I'm a verified Yelp complainer.
1:09.0	Oh, won't somebody please think of the children?
1:14.6	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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