445 – Dick War
Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2024
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
In which not every story needs to be an event; Alan Davis returns to the X-line; X-mansion security is not what it once was; Rogue needs some new fantasies; and Magneto wants a country.
X-PLAINED:
- A poor governance decision
- X-Men: The Magneto War #1
- Uncanny X-Men #366
- Astral demerits
- A very dramatic dream
- The yolk of oppression
- Several Acolytes
- Nightcrawler’s nightcap
- Our standards for advertisers
- Suburban Magneto
- Ferris
- Magnet problems
- Forged DNA
- Mutants from Georgia, Florida, and Indiana
- Flying with Storm
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| 0:00.0 | So Jay, if Magneto wins the Magneto War? |
| 0:04.0 | When, Magneto wins the Magneto War? |
| 0:06.8 | Spoilers! |
| 0:08.8 | Dude, Miles, it's a 30-year-old story. |
| 0:11.2 | Magneto wins. So he gets his own country? He does indeed. What does he do with it? |
| 0:18.2 | Okay so you've run for Fabian Cortez. The creepy upstart who formed the accolades just so that he could try to kill Magneto, then |
| 0:26.6 | kidnaps Magneto's granddaughter to start a civil war on Genosha? |
| 0:31.0 | That's the one. |
| 0:32.2 | Magneto makes him suffer for his crimes. |
| 0:35.0 | His right hand man. |
| 0:37.0 | What? I'm J. Eddidin. And I'm Miles Stokes. And we are here to explain the X-Men. |
| 0:54.0 | Because it's about time someone did. |
| 0:56.0 | Welcome to episode 445 of J.N. Miles, Explain the X-Men, |
| 1:00.0 | where we walk you through the Inns, the Outs, and the Rat-Con retcons of comics greatest superhero soap opera. |
| 1:05.0 | And welcome to a brand new era, sort of. |
| 1:09.2 | That's right, because this is the story where everything changes. |
| 1:11.8 | Again, kind of of but not really but first a quick |
| 1:16.0 | reminder this weekend the Saturday April 13th will be our 10th birthday party and |
| 1:21.4 | live show respectively at books with pictures in the Clinton Street |
| 1:24.5 | theater. You can find information for both at explain the X-Men.com. We'll stick a link in the visual |
| 1:28.8 | companion. Hopefully we'll see you there. Yes indeed I can't believe how soon that's coming up I mean less |
| 1:34.0 | soon as we record this because we're recording it ahead of time but |
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