A cup of coffee with my mom.

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's like you've never done this before, right?

That was a maniacal laugh.

I thought so.

Is there any other kind really?

Yeah, I think there are a lot of different kinds.

If you were an alien here on the planet trying to make sense of the species and you heard a laugh, any laugh, any kind of laugh from any person in any circumstance, you would conclude they were having some kind of failure, right? I mean,

I mean, you don't think aliens have a sense of humor. You don't think they have that same

sort of thing? Legal ones, sure. You can't leave that. You've just got an eye roll. You cannot leave that.

I'm sure illegal aliens have a sense of humor as well.

I've just never seen them laughing at anything.

And I'm surrounded by him.

Well, I guess they don't have much to laugh at these days.

I think it depends on the state.

Out here in California, you know, I don't like the way this is starting at all.

So here we all are ready to start the podcast.

You would be hard-pressed to find a greater proponent of the old adage.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it than yours. Truly.

I'm all for hanging on to your appliances to the bitter end, but maybe not your cell phone.

The thing is, your battery life fades, right, a little more and more with every passing week, day,

month, whatever. The processors can't keep up. You know, you drop it into the toilet

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