I'm telling you, you got to finish your college and do your bachelor's degree, because otherwise you're going to wake up one day and realize all you got going for you is that you bear a resemblance to President Grover, Cleveland, and you're putting food on a table doing historical reenactments, and you're looking at those Lincoln guys, and you're getting jealous because they're bringing home to big bucks and you're working three, four times a year tops.

TVTL.

Hey time, Bandit, you're listening to TVTL from the past.

Shit is got real.

I feel a real need to express something,

but I don't know what it is I want to express

or how to express it.

I don't even know what that means.

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

Do not put that on the imaginary radio show.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, I'll tell them.

That was the silly goose police.

You need to turn yourself in.

This is the craziest fucking interview I've ever done in my life.

That's why they call me multi-dimensional.

All right.

Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I can't believe you're still on the air.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

First things first, I love my job.

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