#444 Rehab with Chloe LaBranche

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2021

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Recovering coke enthusiast and comedian Chloe LaBranche tells me about all her many trips to rehab. This one was WILD. So many great stories from Chloe about a world that’s waaaay interesting and for some reason never really gets talked about too much. At 16 Chloe lived cooler than I do right now. I'm a dork. Your podcast host is a dork compared to this lady. It was a really fun episode by someone who’s willing to share everything without worried about being judged, which is everybody’s favorite type of podcast host.

I go over the Chappelle/Netflix situation in the intro. Finally, a network executive has put into words that standup comedy is an art form and shouldn’t be regulated by anyone. Let’s hope this creates a new standard and allows all network execs to follow the amazing lead of Ted Sorandos and just leaves us alone to agitate some while entertaining the people who sign up to be entertained. Everybody else can take your anti-art stance and move into your place alongside the Taliban as they blow up antiquities. Because that’s the side they’re on. They’re on the side of getting rid of art and we’re on the side of enjoying art. Which side do you want to be on?

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0:00.0	I remember we'd go to like these dealers house in Dallas and I'd sit there and there'd be like a guy sleeping on the couch
0:05.6	And there'd be like pit bulls and just like
0:08.4	Glocks on the table and I would just be like sitting there in like a little dress when we'd be picking up drugs
0:14.2	And I remember one time I touched the gun. I like this and one of them pulled a gun on me and I was like sorry
0:22.2	I was like my bad
0:24.2	No touching and then I was like inside that's a good roll. My guy friend was like she's cool. She's cool. She's cool
0:30.7	We disagree she's touching our guts. I was like I'm cool man
1:01.3	Whatever
1:03.3	Can I get a podcast intro out?
1:07.5	I've had editors here with me a lot of time and I worked in a fucking studio
1:10.4	I could just say hey use that first part and leave the second part, but I'm one take Charlie one take Charlie Arley
1:17.1	Hi everybody. Welcome to a fucking one of my favorite episodes of Irish vs. Captain Tank in a long time
1:22.6	Chloe the branch comes in you don't know her. It's okay. You don't know her
1:25.6	But my podcast is not about hearing people you know tell stories they've said on fucking 17 podcasts
1:31.6	This is about here in a fucking amazing stories and Chloe the branch has been to rehab a ton of times and we talked about rehab
1:39.7	And it's fucking wild. I mean this is a fucking clip machine. I just kept writing down look at this
1:44.5	Look at this if you're watching a new clip clip clip clip clip clip
1:50.0	And at some point I just said stop. I don't know. We've got enough clips for the episode go to youtube.com slash ari
1:55.6	Shafir for clips raises by the way
1:57.4	I'm gonna be in Boston before I even get going Boston December 9th get tickets at ari shafir.com at the Wilbur theater
2:03.3	The amazing Wilbur theater who doesn't love the Wilbur theater come on out December 9th get tickets right now
2:08.0	Good seats are going fast. They're almost gone. So hurry up. It tickets at ari shafir.com
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