#443 Can I Get A Witness with Doug Smith

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🗓️ 11 October 2021

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Former Jehovah’s Witness Doug Smith and I talk about the Jehovahs. They. Are. Weird. Doug got raised in it when his mom decided some guy at her front door had great points. Parents never run it by their kids when they decide to join some cult. They always just sign everybody up for it without even a chance to weigh in. Anyway, it was a funny discussion of one of the world’s most interesting sects of Christianity. I guess those snake handlers might have them beat. And the Shakers. Did you know the Shakers let their prepubescent boys practice pulling out on post-menopausal women? Also, they made great furniture. So I guess top 5 of weird Christians would be Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, Shakers, Snake handlers, and the Amish. Damn. That gives me 4 ideas for new podcasts.

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0:00.0	I'll drop a bomb sometimes like somebody was talking about ghost busters and I was like I never saw ghost busters and everybody was like what?
0:07.9	And I was like I never saw ghost busters and why well I wasn't really allowed to because I was a jov as when is it has ghost in the title
0:14.8	Why didn't you see it as an adult I was like I'm not really into science fiction and they're like it's not a fucking science fiction
0:21.0	dip ship and he was his mind was so blown that I had not
0:25.6	investigated ghost busters and he's like well you know you were on a cult and it was just like I look I could use that at any point in my life
0:33.7	Any awkward situation is like hey I'm gonna call yeah it's such a great get out of jail free card. Oh, yeah
0:49.6	All right, everybody welcome to R.E. Shapiro's Schetectang podcast my name is R.E. Shapiro and I'm sitting here
1:02.7	Listening to scream on music from behind me
1:05.8	Trying to record a podcast. That's right. It's New York City everybody the home of no piece
1:11.0	If you're looking for quiet look further than New York fucking city
1:15.7	Who does scream on music it?
1:20.4	336 pm. It's the wrong time for God I want to get over there and mosh though
1:26.2	Dude moshing in a controlled environment is one of the funnest things of all time
1:31.2	It's got to be a controlled environment though because it's all right push push you know get him back in the
1:35.7	And then there's one dude who's always like I'm just gonna punch everybody
1:38.3	Like bro you're ruining it and they're like if you like tough enough don't come into this mosh pit
1:45.0	I'm like what was there a kitty mosh pit let I get swimming is there a fucking 15 minutes an hour
1:51.2	Where the posties can get in there and not get punched in the face it is fun though when you see like
1:56.6	some small guy
1:58.6	Get too uppity and tough and then you just get fucking punched or woman if you ever see a woman get fucking leveled in a mosh pit
2:05.1	It's wrong and that's what makes you watch
2:10.2	Well guys on today's episode of our Shriffi's Kepersink my friend Doug Smith is coming that doesn't look comfortable
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