#4420 You’ll Never Believe What These Local Podcasters Just Said!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew have had it up to here with the Seattle Times’ click-baity headlines. They also discuss Luke’s attempt to make an onion-based recipe popular on TikTok. Andrew has some stories about thermoses and grocery stores. And they discuss the latest, somewhat controversial episode of Severance.

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0:00.0	I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl.
0:03.8	Girl named Megan.
0:05.8	A girl named Megan that didn't have a very good time in high school.
0:09.1	I'm referring to myself when I say Megan.
0:12.4	It's me, Megan.
0:14.4	And I know you look at me now and think, boy, she must have breathed through high school.
0:18.2	Not the case, Annie.
0:19.9	Okay, they used to try to blow me up. They threw firecrackers at my head. Firecrackers. I mean literally. I'm not saying that figuratively. I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak. You know what I did? I pulled myself up. I studied really hard. I read every book in the library. And now I work for the government. I have the highest
0:39.1	possible security clearance. Don't repeat
0:41.3	that. I won't. I can't protect you.
0:43.6	I know where all the nukes are and I know
0:45.2	the codes. I won't say anything.
0:47.2	You would be amazed.
0:49.7	A lot of shopping malls.
0:51.1	Don't repeat that.
0:53.0	TBTL.
0:59.8	Oh snack! This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw
1:02.0	and delirious routines.
1:03.4	Oh, he's hilarious, dog. Who is Rick Moranis?
1:07.5	Anytime you can do something that's fun you like to do
1:09.7	and make money doing it, hey,
1:11.6	it's a win, win, win, win.
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