#4409 The Cruddy Kid

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Andrew feels a little guilty over something he did at a pizza shop this weekend. Luke spent his weekend binge-watching a surprisingly powerful docuseries from 15 years ago. And Luke introduces Andrew to the wild TV show Passions, a soap opera about a witch and her doll who comes to life. It's bananas!

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0:00.0	You know, there are no secrets in a town like this.
0:03.0	I know all about you, former Detective Adrian Monk.
0:06.0	Heard you're asking about me.
0:08.0	You want to ask me something, you go right ahead.
0:10.0	Okay. What's back there?
0:12.0	Let me guess.
0:14.0	Fields of reefer.
0:16.0	Fields of reefer.
0:18.0	What kind of cop are you?
0:19.0	You know what I mean?
0:20.0	Ditchweed. Boo.
0:23.6	The old Alibaba. What makes you think that I'd actually... Magic Dragon?
0:27.6	Bambalachi, yellow submarine, blackbark, Dr. Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about railroad weed. That's right. The devil's
0:38.8	parsley. Skunk, Splim, Splam, Mooster. TVTL. Well, well, here we are. I want to congratulate you
0:52.8	for being on time. I would just like to start by saying that I don't even care how this turns out because
0:58.0	I'm just going to eat hot dogs.
1:00.0	And so that's all I really care about.
1:01.0	Fifty-six pounds of beef that corresponds to, I don't know what, five or six-year-old kid.
1:05.0	For the sake of customer service, try to chill out my mom.
1:09.0	I'm the scat man.
1:12.6	Skibby-dibb-dib.
1:14.6	Yo-da-dub-dub.
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