#4401 Tottenham Two-Step

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Luke is thinking about attending a soccer match in England, which makes Andrew a bit nervous. Plus, Andrew has been eating a lot of cookies lately, and he has some thoughts.

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0:00.0	Thanks for coming in. It's a great pleasure, thank you. This ship that was involved in the incident off Western Australia this week.
0:05.0	Yeah, the one the front fell off? Yeah. Yeah, that's not very typical. I'd like to make that point. Well, how is it untypical?
0:10.0	Well, there are a lot of these ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom? Yeah, the ones the front doesn't fall off. Well, if this wasn't safe, why did it have 80,000 tons of oil on it? Well, I'm not
0:24.9	saying it wasn't safe. It's just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones. Why?
0:28.4	Well, some of them are built so the front doesn't fall off at all. Well, because the front fell off and 20,000 tons of crude oil spilled into the sea court fire.
0:38.3	It's a bit of a giveaway.
0:39.3	I'd just like to make the point that that is not normal.
0:41.3	Well, what sort of standards of these oil tank is built to?
0:43.3	Oh, very rigorous maritime engineering standards.
0:46.3	What sort of thing?
0:47.3	Well, the front's not supposed to fall off for a start.
0:49.3	And what other things? there are regulations governing the materials that they can be made of. What materials?
0:55.0	Well, cardboard's out.
0:55.9	And?
0:56.9	No cardboard derivatives.
0:57.9	Like paper?
0:58.5	No paper.
1:00.0	No string, no cellar tape.
1:00.4	Rubber?
1:01.5	No, rubber's out.
1:03.2	They've got to have a steering wheel.
1:04.5	There's a minimum crew requirement.
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