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God Awful Movies

440: Blackbird

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2024

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of the notorious Michael Flatley vanity project Blackbird. It's the story of a bunch of spy movie cliches getting tosses in a hat.
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0:00.0

He says, but if you alter one ingredient, it'll kill you.

0:09.0

That's true of bolognese, if you like switch the ground B for uranium.

0:13.6

For iron shavings, yeah, no, that'll do it every time.

0:17.0

Don't do it every time.

0:19.0

Do you think, because they make it seem like it gives you AIDS, and I bet there are cut lines from the script where Michael flatly was like oh it's like the AIDS isn't and they were like you can't have you say that on camera Michael Flat little. Please stop saying AIDS.

0:37.0

God awful movies.

0:40.0

Movies. movies. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema

0:54.0

unless something comes along that is so bad it redefines the very nature of awful in which case we watch that instead.

1:02.0

I'm your host No Illusions. Heath is going to be unable to join us tonight. He's in Portugal, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?

1:12.0

We love be telling you no illusions, it's a fine day.

1:16.0

All right, it is a fine day.

1:18.0

I thought I would just let everyone know the level of cultural sensitivity I'm going to have

1:22.0

towards our Irish brethren right here at the outset.

1:25.0

That's why we couldn't have Heath on the show to be perfectly honest with you.

1:27.8

He would have come to the defense of his people.

1:29.6

He side tackled me into four recordings and we just eventually decided to do it.

1:34.0

And of course also joining us tonight as the host to Be Reasonable, the co-host of Skeptics

1:39.2

with A K and the editor of Skeptic magazine Michael Marshall Marsh.

1:43.0

Welcome back, sir.

1:44.0

Oh, you guys can't hear it, but I'm very slowly raising my head and peeping at you from beneath the

1:49.0

brim of my hat.

1:50.0

That's how excited I am and this film is a very slow hat revealer.

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