439: The Devil Conspiracy

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 104 minutes

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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Devil Conspiracy, the story of what might happen if the Shroud of Turin fell into the wrong hands... and that somehow mattered.
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0:00.0	So now he's trying to get her away, right? He's trying to escape with Laura, but Lucifer starts doing shit talk from inside her womb yeah he's doing
0:15.1	some fucking some satanic shit talk it should have had to be baby talk style
0:19.6	from Lucifer here oh my god oh the best comment. Look who's talking style? Yeah, there you go. Yes.
0:26.4	So, we'll think to stop me, do you? Oh, is this how I talk right now? Oh no.
0:34.0	God Awful Movies.
0:37.0	God Awful Movies.
0:40.0	Movies. movie. Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because if I ever wind up in hell I want to be practiced up.
0:56.1	I'm your host Noah Aleusions and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back.
1:01.6	Thanks Noah this is the perfect film.
1:04.8	This is the iconic God-awful movie.
1:08.2	I mean perfect for, it's like made for this podcast.
1:11.8	I think you might be right, yeah. And sitting 900 miles to. for this
1:15.0	I think you might be right yeah and sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick
1:16.9	Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir open and ready to explore this film.
1:23.0	So tell us, Heath, what is the perfect platonic god-awful movie?
1:30.0	It is the devil conspiracy.
1:34.0	It's the story of some Christian guy,
1:36.6	whoever wrote this, saying to himself,
1:38.9	what if we found cum on the shroud of Turin?
1:42.2	And what if that come fell into the wrong hand?
1:47.0	And he made a movie about that.
1:50.0	Yeah, he did. He did make a movie about that. You know what I like about this one compared to like some of our other bad bad movies we've watched is like when you watch a Donald James Parker flick, right? People are harmed by the things Donald James Parker thinks and believes, right?
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