44: Her Pregnancy Test Came Back Positive

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 35K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another Zane and Heath: Unfiltered, where this week we are talking scams and scares. Insurance scams and pregnancy scares, that is! And the scares don’t stop there! We go into our most terrifying experiences with natural disasters. But what disaster went down at this theme park to make Heath never want to return!? You’ll have to tune in to find out! At least it’s not all bad though, right? Zane is reunited with a prized possession he has been missing. And when we find an old picture of Mariah in a gang LIVE ON AIR it recalls a hidden part of her past none of us saw coming! So prepare yourself for one roller coaster of an episode, and just try not to spill your coffee when we go around that first loopdy loop!

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0:00.0	All right, quick question. This one's for the boys. When you're changing your tire and the pressure, okay, now that we got the girls away.
0:06.5	Okay. No, seriously, when you're...
0:09.0	What's your favorite car part in an automobile?
0:12.9	Ooh, that's a tough one. I really like the steering wheel.
0:15.2	Right, now that we have all the girls out of the way.
0:17.7	Okay, for the boys.
0:20.0	Y'all take just the glizzy out when you go to the bathroom or you do like the
0:24.9	glizzy and the sack. Okay, now that we have all the girls. No, no, that's my real question. Oh, that's the question. Yeah. What's a
0:30.7	glizzy? You're asking when I change a tire? No, no, that was a buildup to get the girls not to listen to them. Anything that starts with like gliss or glist, I think of like Krispy Kreme Tornick.
0:40.1	Like a Glizzy McGuire.
0:41.2	Never heard of that.
0:42.1	The Pee.
0:43.3	That's it.
0:43.9	Where is it referred to is that?
0:45.1	I thought it was going to be something so, like so off specific.
0:48.4	It's just the dick. well versed in this but i don't know what the fuck of glizzy yes they just call it a glizzy now i perfect okay so now repeat that question and with that made up already just do you do you take just a
0:59.3	glizzy out or do you pull the rest of it out with it when you go to the bathroom oh i pull out everything
1:04.8	everything yeah i just want all i think i just want all my junk out of the park like i don't want to like
1:10.0	play any sneaky games you know like i just want everything out yeah out of the park. Like, I don't want to play any sneaky games, you know?
1:11.1	Like, I just want everything out.
1:12.8	Make the business and then put it right back.
1:15.5	Obviously, shake it before I put it in there.
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