43: Zane and Heath Loved the Same Girl
Zane and Heath: Unfiltered
Zane & Heath
4.9 • 35K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2020
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Buckle up for this episode, but before you put it into drive make sure all the kids are in the damn car!! Zane recounts getting abandoned at a bank by his mom! Our road trip then leads us down memory lane into the ancient world of the beeper, the Blackberry, and the VideoNow. While we’re there we dig up some artifacts from Mariah’s school days that are downright shameful! Oooh, and keep digging! I think I see some of Kenny’s repressed porn-surfing memories! If that wasn’t scandalous enough can you just imagine what happened when Zane and Heath found out they were in love with the same woman?!
Grab your coffee and burn your tongue on some piping hot tea courtesy of this week’s Zane and Heath: Unfiltered!
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| 0:00.0 | He's addicted to that Listerine stuff. |
| 0:02.8 | My Listerine. |
| 0:03.4 | You'll do it like before bed. |
| 0:05.0 | And you're not, you're not talking to anybody for the rest of the night. |
| 0:07.1 | Why do you think the good oral hygiene is a bad thing? |
| 0:09.1 | No, it's not a bad thing. |
| 0:10.8 | Like, I get if you do mouthwash because it actually cleans you, but that doesn't do anything but give you good breath. |
| 0:15.0 | Okay. |
| 0:15.2 | Well, Brittany, like, she, she sprays this as like candy. Like every time that I'm with her, she's like, oh, can I have some? |
| 0:22.3 | And I think she's going to do what I do, which is just like a little sprit sprit. |
| 0:24.7 | She goes, and then she'll hand it back. |
| 0:29.3 | I will say the night that we puked all over the place. |
| 0:31.7 | Oh, this helped. |
| 0:32.3 | You gave me a spray and I woke up in the morning and I was like That was hot, right? It's probably running low, but you can pass it around |
| 0:39.4 | for the rest of the class to try it too. |
| 0:41.6 | You literally took the last way. |
| 0:43.3 | No, no, no, keep doing it. Keep doing it. You got to want it. |
| 0:45.7 | You got to want it. |
| 0:46.5 | You got to want it. |
| 0:46.8 | Yep. |
| 0:47.8 | Woo! |
| 0:48.6 | I feel like I'm standing on the mountaintop. |
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