Young polar bear comes home from school, true story.

And he says, mother, am I really a polar bear?

She says, of course you're a polar bear.

Go to bed.

He comes home the next day, he says, Daddy, you really are polar?

He says, of course I'm a polar bear.

Good night.

This goes on for weeks, for months.

Were your parents polar bears?

Were their parents, what am I in a pure-bred polar bear?

The father finally says, enough.

Why do you keep asking us these questions?

He said, because I am fucking freezing.

TBTL.

Good evening and welcome to the pre-taped call-in show, where we tape all our shows a week in advance.

I'm your host, Ken Dural, and let's try it again.

Okay, so now we have two Catch-22 situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that?

How about Catch-44? Ooh, Daddy's gonna dish out some daddy discipline as a fellow daddy I approve.

Stop saying Daddy. You've got a Papa Bear. Hmm, I actually kind of like that one.

A lot of energy, a lot of motion, a lot of fun, a lot of high-fiving, a lot of smiles.

You see what happens, Larry?

You see what happens?

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