#4391 Go Tree Frogs!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's trip to the pet store yesterday leads to a conversation about the relative happiness of guinea pigs and lizards. He and Luke also have an update on the 11-year old kid who found a ridiculously valuable baseball card in a pack of Topps.

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0:00.0	Knock Knock.
0:01.0	Who's there?
0:02.0	Mike Sniffer Pippets.
0:03.0	Mike Sniffer Pippets.
0:04.0	Who?
0:05.0	Mike Sniffer Pippets?
0:06.0	How many Mike Sniffer Pippets do you know?
0:08.0	Come on, let me in.
0:09.0	It's cold out here.
0:11.0	Geez.
0:12.0	TBTL.
0:17.0	Ladies and gentlemen, meatloaf cake with mashed sweet potato icing, with only 433 calories,
0:23.6	52 grams of protein, and only five chirohydrans.
0:26.6	This is not your mom's podcast. This is too beautiful to live.
0:30.6	Are you trying to seduce me?
0:32.6	I'm trying to sederze you.
0:34.6	You guys are so fun, just relentlessly fun.
0:37.6	I keep thinking, when are they going to stop being fun?
0:40.1	And the answer is never.
0:42.3	Hey, look at here, why don't we eat us a few thousand bears,
0:45.0	and you tell me what's buzzing in the big, bad city?
0:51.1	Well, all right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show.
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