439 - He/Him/His

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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We do a shmores of breakfast food and talk about our current obsessions. Also Brad got stabbed. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jake, I got stabbed in the face by a house plant this week.
0:03.5	Oh my gosh.
0:05.1	Just straight up right in the eye.
0:07.1	What was his name?
0:08.5	I didn't ask.
0:09.6	I ran away.
0:10.3	I fled the same.
0:10.8	Yeah, fight or flight.
0:12.1	Yeah.
0:12.8	Look up, I think it's called a snake plant or something like that.
0:16.3	Snake house plant, something like that.
0:18.1	It's got these little sharp things.
0:20.4	They were in the Garden of Eden.
0:21.3	Bro. I, I. Bro. Yeah, dog. Yeah, dog. It hurt, dog. Right in my eye, dog. Right in this eye, dog.
0:29.9	Yeah. How's your water line? I don't know, man. Gone now. Now that I've lost it to the
0:36.5	friggin. Kiss a goodbye smalls. I don't remember. I think it was
0:39.0	like, I like, it was something like really inconsequential thing on the ground that I was like,
0:44.3	but I'm going to, you know, if I'm not going to pick it up, Catherine's got to pick it up. She's not
0:47.5	going to pick it up. No one's going to pick it up. So I was like, I'm going to pick this up. And I leaned over, not recognizing that there was a freaking snake plant there, genuinely just,
0:56.4	it was like, it was like I went as fast into it as I could possibly go.
1:00.9	Like, imagine this is it.
1:02.4	I see it.
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