438 - We Got Broken Up With

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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One of us has likely contracted Tetanus, we watch another home video from Timon's family, and there's plenty of epidermis talk. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Cozy Earth and get 40% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Brad, I went to your domain this week.
0:03.0	www.
0:03.3	www.
0:03.5	Ellis custom creation.
0:04.5	com.
0:05.3	All right.
0:07.0	Yeah, that you got from Go Daddy.
0:09.3	Yes.
0:09.6	Go big daddy.
0:10.4	Yes.
0:11.0	No, uh, Home Depot.
0:12.3	Oh, yeah.
0:13.2	You still going to the depot?
0:14.6	Oh, yeah.
0:15.4	Uh, try to,
0:16.1	yes, I am. I want you to, I want to see if I can guess where you went in the store by you directing me. Can we do that?
0:23.8	Oh, wow. What a adventure. Yeah. So I'll say, proud of myself. Yeah. For maybe the first time ever, it was all luck. But I like went to the right, dude, look what's chest here I have. Whoa, I'm a man.
0:38.5	That's what that feels like. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I went out to my Tesla and it was just like a Ford pickup.
0:43.2	Yeah. Dude, how did they switch this? I just completely changed. Okay. So I mean, I didn't know
0:48.9	I was going to be quizzed on it though. I know. Sorry. I derailed you real quick. So I went to the, dude, I don't even know which Home Depot I went to. Hold on. Hold on. Okay, I got it. This is not, this may be tough. No. Super far down south because I was going to elite tennis. Baby, I've been to all of them. Okay. Okay. So I? Okay, so I don't know, 139th or something down there.
1:13.0	It's down there.
1:13.6	This is my Home Depot, I think.
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