#4389 Eggers Can't Be Choosers

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke went on a whale-watching adventure last week, and he has some notes for the tour guides of the world. He also needs a new phone, but if he gets one, he won't be able to download TikTok! He and Andrew also talk about eggs a lot.

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0:00.0	So, Brent, I see from your file you were in the materials business.
0:05.0	Oh yeah, big time. Strings, cords, vinyl, synthetics, rubber. We do vulcanize now, so that's huge.
0:12.0	Plus metals, aluminum, brass, copper. What else?
0:15.0	Steel?
0:16.0	No, not steel. Steel's a sucker's game. Polymers, coatings, internals. You crack open an HVAC? That is all us.
0:23.6	Is there golf here? It's frickin' better be.
0:25.6	TBTL.
0:27.6	I came here to do two things. Eat eggs and nothing. And I'm not out of either.
0:36.6	The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
0:40.3	Be-pah-pah-pah-pah-poh, thank you for the dough.
0:43.3	Do you have any idea who I am?
0:45.3	I'm a verified Yelp complainer.
0:47.3	By the way, I'm a dentist.
0:49.3	Okay, so I read body language very, very well.
0:52.3	This is the kind of spontaneous publicity.
0:54.8	Your name in print that makes people.
1:00.3	Well, all right, hello.
1:01.5	Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too
1:06.8	beautiful to live.
1:08.0	Two bros.
1:09.2	Bro hand it up.
1:10.2	My name is Luke Burbank.
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