This is a head gum podcast.

Alright, welcome to If I Were You, a comedy podcast, being recorded in a low point in

human history.

A comedy podcast we must record because we have to release it today, but none of us feel

very funny.

Yeah, this kind of reminds me of the morning after Trump episode where we're just like,

let's just talk about our feelings and what the hell we're going through right now.

Yeah, exactly.

Not only are feelings matter so much less in this specific scenario, it feels weird to

get through emails being like, this chick swiped me right on Tinder and I don't know if

I should hook up with her because she says she's in an open.

How I pine for those problems to be the problems.

Wouldn't that be good?

For those to be the real problems, it's fun because they're superficial.

It seems like every three months we wish we could just go back to three months earlier

where things were, we thought was the lowest point, but didn't quite hit rock bottom yet.

Yeah.

When it was just a pandemic, can you remember when it was just coronavirus and not this mass

oppression that we were actively fighting and experiencing through every major American

city?

I guess the oppression and racism has always been there.

So rewinding the clock three months wouldn't really fix that, but I guess the sort of boiling

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