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436: Brotherly Love

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In this episode we discuss bad haircuts, good siblings, and love in the time of COVID.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:03.3

Follow you at J.V.N.E.M.A.R.E.M.E.L. in your questions, yeah.

0:08.6

Starbucks go for gold in my, how do I text for girl?

0:11.6

I write, follow you in the following, you in the following, you show stars now.

0:17.7

Nice.

0:18.7

A new take on a classic.

0:20.8

Yeah, it's short and sweet, but ultimately nice and fun to have.

0:25.7

It was good to dance too.

0:27.0

Yeah, I saw you got up and you were wearing asless chaps and you made that moody go clap.

0:32.5

And chapless ass.

0:34.0

An asless, an asless chap to show my chapless ass.

0:39.3

So you mean your ass is just moist and without chap?

0:43.7

Yeah, you don't chap.

0:45.1

If there's no chape, there's no chap, there's no crack.

0:48.0

It's all smooth ass.

0:49.7

Do you have a hairless ass or do you have hairs on your ass?

0:54.6

I have a hairless ass.

0:56.6

No hair on the ass.

0:57.6

I have a relatively hairless ass, but I feel like there's some hairs on the ass and then

1:02.0

I'll also get zits on my ass.

1:04.1

You get zits, oh, where?

1:05.9

Like on the cheese.

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