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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4369 Good To The Last Drop

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Luke  and Andrew use data and a spreadshee to analyze TBTL's opening tape over the past four years. Plus, Luke discovers a new skill that's perfect for the digital age. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

We tear all the wood out.

0:02.0

We want to get rid of anything that seems natural, authentic.

0:06.0

Get rid of the espresso machine, get rid of that, that all goes.

0:09.0

Anything rustic is gone.

0:10.0

Anything authentic, anything organic, anything permanent.

0:13.0

Also, this is a vape store.

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:15.0

So we want a carpeting that's going to absorb, and I don't mean mask,

0:18.0

but literally just absorb the odor so that when people come in here, they're just overwhelmed.

0:22.6

Okay, you want it to be pungent.

0:24.6

You want it to sickly, vomitist.

0:25.6

It's just vile.

0:26.6

You want it to smell like old bubble gum.

0:28.6

Yeah, have you ever huffed in airwick?

0:30.6

The lighting is too warm in here.

0:31.6

This is too, I'm feeling too good about this.

0:33.6

You know, I want to see my own zits. Like an old thrift store or something, maybe. No, that's even too descriptive.

0:39.3

That's too kitchy.

0:40.3

It should just be like part of an airport that you ignore.

0:42.3

Think of hanging out inside a vending machine.

0:44.3

A cell phone store or...

0:45.3

Batteries Plus.

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