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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2024
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
After MUCH anticipation and an entire episode of build-up, Nick Jarin is back with his official Top Five Movies To Play In The Background Of Your Holiday Party. He also has some strong opinions about casting Muppets in more mainstream movies.
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| 0:00.0 | Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. |
| 0:03.0 | Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas. |
| 0:06.0 | No, no, we're all in this together. |
| 0:09.0 | This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. |
| 0:12.0 | We're going to press on, and we're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap dance with Danny Fibbh K. |
| 0:18.0 | And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney night, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of |
| 0:23.1 | this side of the nut house. |
| 0:24.6 | You're goofy. |
| 0:26.6 | TBTL. |
| 0:28.6 | It's the first line of the film, man. |
| 0:33.6 | It's gotta be on the money here. |
| 0:35.6 | I value confidentiality, and paradoxically, I don't care who knows it. No, it's good, you know? I mean, man, it's gotta be on the money here. I value confidentiality and paradoxically I don't care who knows it. |
| 0:39.3 | No, it's good, you know? |
| 0:40.3 | I mean, sure, I'm depressed and I'm constantly sick and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right. |
| 0:47.3 | This banner has letters on it. They spell Bon and Voie. |
| 0:53.3 | Well, those aren't words. Oh snap! This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines. |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, he's hilarious, dog. Who is Rick Moranis? |
| 1:04.0 | Everybody can laugh. It doesn't have to just be the idiots. |
| 1:08.0 | Let's get to the jokes. |
| 1:10.0 | Well, all right. Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition. Just be the idiots. Let's get to the jokes. |
| 1:12.1 | Well, all right. |
| 1:21.3 | Hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
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