#4360 Farts All The Way Down

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke is living out the plot of The Perfect Storm, only he's doing it on land with an unwieldy rain tarp. Meanwhile, Andrew is intrigued by a new approach to selling paper towels.

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0:00.0	No, I honestly don't know the man.
0:02.0	Well, understandably, Bob is pretty broken up by all of this.
0:07.0	And he asked me to ask you if you'd be willing to be a pallbearer at Carl's funeral.
0:14.0	A Paul bearer at Carl's funeral?
0:19.0	Well, I don't, you know, I'm flattered.
0:24.6	It's quite an honor to be.
0:26.6	I knew he would say yes.
0:28.6	And, and normally I would, I, I, you know, but my back, I have, uh, I have back issues, honey, you know? My back, the thing with my back?
0:38.4	Your back.
0:39.0	Oh, it's terrible.
0:41.3	And his arms are so weak.
0:43.5	Little muscles like corn nuts.
0:45.1	Yeah, yeah, we're just talking about my back, sweetheart.
0:47.9	It's awful.
0:49.6	TBTL.
0:54.1	Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend, the zombie, Jonathan.
0:59.0	You're looking good. Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?
1:02.9	I like turtles. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
1:07.5	Could one say that a book is nothing more than a painting of words, which are the
1:15.1	notes on the tapestry of the greatest film ever sculpted? One could say that, but should one?
1:29.0	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:37.6	Are you sure?
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