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Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Can one physically de-escalate? Are my hands actually colder than other parts of my body? Why can I see my veins so well? What would the internet look like if it was a 3D space? How do I know if I’m doing enough for my students? What would it feel like to be hit by a gravitational wave? How do we know the distance between the Earth and the Sun? Do squirrels get bored? …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Complexly podcast.
0:09.3	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:12.6	Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:15.7	It's a podcast where two brothers, answer your questions, give you to B's advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:22.1	John, do you know how you charge a plug-in, Hondra Accord? Hondra Accord? Did I say Hondra? Yeah, I think so. Do you know how do you charge a plug-in Honda Accord? How? Accord. Oh. It just smacks at the kind of laziness that we can no longer afford, Hank.
0:41.4	We can't afford that kind of writing laziness because Hank and I have just found out something shocking.
0:48.3	We have.
0:50.5	I was telling Catherine about it last night.
0:53.9	We have been under the impression.
0:56.6	Yeah. And a completely understandable one. And with no worry about this, but we have been under
1:02.8	the impression that Dear Hank and John has been shrinking in viewership for a number of years.
1:07.3	Not just shrinking, to be fair. We have been under the impression that we essentially make this podcast for
1:12.6	ourselves and eight to ten passionate letter writers.
1:16.4	We definitely know that there's a lot of people who write letters.
1:19.4	So we know that it's not a tiny group of people.
1:23.6	But we had thought that we were once a podcast that had like maybe 150,000 downloads.
1:29.2	And now we were a podcast that, you know, was more at 50,000 and was headed to 25.
1:35.7	Yeah.
1:36.0	And we're not doing it.
1:36.8	This was the impression we had.
1:38.0	Obviously, we're not doing it for the likes and views since we didn't even know what the views were.
1:42.9	We do this because we love it.
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