#4347 Now I Have A Turkey, Ho Ho Ho

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try and fail to compare the Thanksgiving Holiday to an action movie. They also take a moment or two to compare food-loaf notes.

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0:00.0	Zerts are what I call desserts.
0:02.2	Tray trays or entrees.
0:03.6	I call sandwiches, sammies, sandusels, or Adam Sandler's.
0:07.2	Air conditioners are cool blasters with a Z.
0:09.9	I don't know where that came from.
0:11.0	I call cakes, big old cookies.
0:13.2	I call noodles, long-ass rice.
0:15.5	Fried chicken is fry fry-fry chickie-chick.
0:17.9	Chicken palm is chickie-chikipalm.
0:20.0	Chicken catchatory?
0:20.8	Chicken catch. fry chicky chicky chick and I'm chicken palm brum chicken catchatory chicky catch I call eggs
0:23.0	prebirds or future birds
0:25.0	root beer is super water
0:26.9	tortillas are bean blankies
0:28.8	and I call forks
0:29.9	food rakes
0:32.0	TVTNs Can you feel the coziness coming right on through your AirPods and right into your heart?
0:49.2	Hello everyone. Good morning and welcome to a special Thanksgiving Day edition of TBTL, the show that just might be
0:56.0	too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host right over there, my dear friend,
1:00.2	and the longest running cobrough of the show, Mr. Andrew Walsh. Hello, happy Thanksgiving.
1:05.3	Thank you. You too. Is there anything less cozy than an AirPod?
1:10.7	You know, it doesn't scream coziness.
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