It was the bottom of the fifth quarter and the baskets were loaded.

It was me versus the Boston Celtics basketball team.

Ready to lose again? I said to Le James Braun.

He was sweaty and out of breath.

Please give me another chance.

He said sexily.

It's basketball time.

I yelled in a booming voice.

Then I did a layup, which is different than slam dunking. It's where

you throw the basketball in the hoop when you're really close to it. I was too quick for them. I was

dribbling all over the field and the Boston Celtic said, wow, she doesn't even double dribble,

something I know about. Just then, Seth Curry did a humongous jump and tried to block me from the basketball hoop,

but I threw the basketball so hard and went straight through his chest and into the hoop.

But he was okay and didn't die. The basketball went in so good that I got a hundred points and

won the game. Can we please be your boyfriends now? said the Baltimore Celtics.

Sorry, that was a deal.

You can only be my boyfriends if you beat me in a game of hoop ball.

I said winkingly.

Then they all cried.

The end.

TVTL.

I don't know what this is, but Jay says it's a fucking big sea turtle.

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