434. UNCUFFED: Shocking Crime: Janitor Contaminates Children's Food, Keanu Reeves, Kim Kardashian and Movies

Failure To Stop

C Minus Media

Comedy, True Crime, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Two former cops turned comedians, Jay Derrell and Eric Tansey, talk society and culture’s top news. Tonight, a scumbag New Jersey janitor's lewd misdeeds-- he defiled school utensils and contaminated children’s food with bodily fluids. What should the punishment be for such a vile act? Also: Keanu Reeves has a girlfriend and they appear to be the real deal; Kim Kardashian and Travis Barker have a child. Blockbuster movies coming 2024-- What are our picks? All this on more on todays Failure to Stop Uncuffed Monday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	4, 3, 2, 1, we're alive.
0:03.4	Welcome to Uncuffed Monday.
0:05.7	It's been a hell of a week.
0:07.4	Today we've got a new Jersey janitor,
0:10.6	pleasuring himself into into students lunches.
0:15.0	This dude's a monster.
0:16.7	We're gonna break it all down for you.
0:19.0	Also, we got Keanu Reeves,
0:21.0	it's got a new girlfriend.
0:22.0	I'm stoked to see it. Love to see what
0:24.3	Jay deraille's got to say about it. Also we got a couple of movies coming out
0:28.4	including the Bob Marley One Love movie. What else we got? Travis Barker and Kim Kardashian. Make it a baby. All this and more. On tonight's Monday night uncuff with former cop now comedian Jay Derel White and Eric Tansy let's go.
0:46.4	The growing calls across the nation to defund the police.
0:49.7	To end policing as we know it.
0:51.8	Off the charts violence in New York City.
0:54.3	11 people shot in just eight hours on Sunday.
0:57.4	The police officers who every single day put on that uniform and they run towards danger when we run away from it.
1:05.0	I'm sure for it.
1:07.0	Yeah, take always bring the breath guy.
1:09.0	Oh shit, hold on. I didn't even bring you on this stream dude. I was just
1:18.0	hogging all the love for myself. You see how you do? Oh man just the black man down, that's what I do.
1:25.2	You know what I'm saying?
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