434: Apex Moron
Grumpy Old Geeks
Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner
4.9 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
He may have broken Brian, nothing a little bleach won't fix; toilet paper shortages; CDC warns of second wave; Octoberfest, nein; Quibi versus fans; Magic Leap leaps off a cliff; Abigail Disney & Abigail Amazon; Boston Dynamics pivots; pandemic white lies; FIFA still a festering mess; factory heroes; a manic security segment; sacrificing privacy to get out of quarantine; heavy keyboards; Tyke, Tot and Taters.
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| 0:00.0 | Grumpy old geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schultmeister and Jason |
| 0:06.7 | DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and |
| 0:10.3 | who's to blame. |
| 0:16.0 | Welcome to Grumpy old geeks, I'm Jason DeFilippo. And I'm Brian Schultmeister, how |
| 0:20.9 | you feeling right now Jason? Today is the first day in a long time I've actually |
| 0:24.4 | felt great. Really? I actually, I'm about to roll into a bit that I self-prepared |
| 0:33.7 | and I honestly can't believe I'm about to fucking say this and it drives me a |
| 0:38.3 | little crazy that I'm about to say this but here we go. I'm not feeling that |
| 0:42.2 | great Jason because I followed the advice of the president of the United States. |
| 0:45.6 | Are you dying now? Well, I slept in UV light so it smells vaguely burnt |
| 0:50.8 | spark in here and my skin is itchy and then I did my recommended bleach shot |
| 0:56.2 | this morning and I think the cure might be worse than the disease. Well, little |
| 1:00.8 | known fact, my first suicide attempt in my teens, I drank bleach and had to |
| 1:04.9 | spend three days in the ICU so I know exactly what that feels like. Can you |
| 1:09.7 | fucking believe the world we're living in right now? Did you watch the speech? I |
| 1:15.3 | watched it in real time and I mean the dogs were like, why is everybody's jaw |
| 1:20.2 | just hanging open right now? I was really kind of holding on man. I was holding on |
| 1:26.5 | okay but that was my fucking breaking point. I am fucking done with this asshole. I |
| 1:34.5 | know everybody's like don't be political don't be people. We tried. We tried but |
| 1:39.2 | the president of the United States of America just recommended injecting bleach. |
| 1:46.1 | Oh no, I know and I mean I had this. You for exactly why aren't you doing it sir? I |
| 1:53.0 | had this I had this later on in the show but I have to bring it up now. It's |
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