I always get weasled into getting donuts with my sister.

She says, oh, I'll get donuts for us.

I say, that sounds fantastic.

I get myself all hungry.

I forget that she's really overeducated.

So she's not looking for the donuts.

She's looking for a strong donut lead.

She's looking for artisanal donuts, subtle flavors.

So Katie shows up with a box.

I'm frothing, I'm so hungry. And she opens it.

And I see these unrecognizable knickknacks. Oh, Chris, okay, you're going to want to first try the

orange basil. Then we have, this is lamb water. This was made with water. They were going to give

lambs. This one's the old butter donut.

This is mescal panco.

You won't like it and neither will I.

We need to split the Montana chocolate.

This is sourdough spider plant right here.

This is lilac kiwi.

This flavor is so insane.

It almost killed Fran Libowitz.

She tried it in 91 and had to get airlifted out of Port Authority. T-T-T-L.

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is?

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