#4334 Don't Tell MALM The Babysitter's Dead
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Luke has some new life goals, one of which might have been inspired by an Instagram ad. He also presents a new segment called "Basketball Funny Side Up", in which he regales Andrew with some knee-slapping moments from the NBA court.
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| 0:00.0 | You call that a knife? |
| 0:04.0 | This is a knife. |
| 0:06.0 | That's not a knife, that's a spoon. |
| 0:09.0 | All right, all right, you win. |
| 0:11.0 | I see you've played knifie spoonie before. |
| 0:14.0 | TBTL. |
| 0:17.0 | Please understand that nothing personal is intended here against anybody. |
| 0:23.6 | I don't hate these artists. |
| 0:24.7 | I'm not trying to say that God hates them. |
| 0:26.5 | And I'm certainly not trying to get you to hate them. |
| 0:28.5 | It's funny. |
| 0:29.4 | It's not like a regular ha-ha sitcom. |
| 0:31.7 | There's no laugh track. |
| 0:32.9 | There's no audience. |
| 0:34.1 | Very stylized. |
| 0:35.1 | It's got a bunch of guys in Seattle. |
| 0:36.8 | Targis, Targ targets. Don't bully me, |
| 0:39.2 | all right? I can't take it. I was cyberbullied with an inch of my life last night. |
| 0:43.9 | Watch out for that first step. It's in doozy. |
| 0:51.8 | Well, all right. Hello, good morning. Welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:00.8 | Isn't that for techno geeks with spreadsheet? Coming to you from the Madrona Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia. I am your host, Luke Burbank. |
| 1:11.8 | No, you don't, Oprah. |
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