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Hello, welcome to Dear Aik and John.

Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.

Podcast for Two Brothers, answer your questions, give you dubious advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

John, do you know how when you hold a shell up to your ear, it sounds almost exactly

like the ocean?

Mm-hmm.

Well, little known fact.

If you hold a squirrel up to your ear, it sounds almost exactly like getting attacked

by a squirrel.

There wasn't much to that one.

That one I actually really do like.

I think that whoever wrote that did a good job.

We are two brothers who have done a lot over the last 20 years, John.

And I don't know if we've said it on the podcast yet,

but the ribbon was cut on the maternal center of excellence. So everybody who has ever supported, been a part of the Project for Awesome,

given a donation to that, bought something from Good Store, all that stuff, one step at a time.

It got there, and it is going to start seeing patience early next year. Hank, you keep saying

that we raise $25 million,

which is very generous of you to say because it's a huge understatement. In fact, we've raised

almost $50 million. What? What do you mean? I mean, we had to raise $25 million to do the initial

phase of construction. To get the maternal center of excellence open was always going to cost

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