Where have you been?

Why?

Did I miss the French toast dipping things?

You're two hours late.

No, that's impossible.

I sent my watchback for daily savings time.

Saving, not savings.

You set your watch the wrong way.

It's neither a plural nor possessive.

No, it's spring.

I springed backwards.

No, you spring forward.

Have you ever watched girls gymnastics?

That makes no sense. You could just get the correct time from your phone. Oh, could I? Well, guess what? My phone

fell in the toilet. So who's the fucking smart guy now, Kent?

TVTL. Well, as some of you may know, I've recently made a very big career change. I used to be in radio,

and now I'm a podcaster.

It's so easy. All you do is point and click. All you need is a computer and a regular phone line.

A year ago, this is exactly what Greg Kinnear is doing, but now he has an Oscar for Sliding Doors 3,

colon, jingle all the door. You can't be serious. Oh, I'm serious, baby. I am Yahoo Sirius. I'm Serious FM. Welcome to the World Serious of seriousness, sponsored by Honey Nut Serios.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately,

which isn't a bad thing, but it's also not a good thing.

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