#4323 The Wolf Of LensCrafters

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Andrew went glasses shopping yesterday and ended up having an overly emotional response to the whole process. Meanwhile, Luke made a huge stride in creating boundaries around life and work…AND he came up with a great idea for a Halloween costume with his girlfriend.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I just want to say it was a beautiful service, but you and I both know you wouldn't have gotten those laughs if you weren't a pastor.
0:06.0	I'm sorry? Oh, it's no big deal. I don't care. I'm just saying you're not actually funny so don't feel proud about today.
0:15.0	People grieve in their own ways.
0:17.0	No, no. I just want to say a beautiful service.
0:19.0	Thank you. I hope you don't think you deserving those laughs.
0:21.0	No, I just told them. I just gave the heads out. Yeah, beautiful. Okay, it's the worst kind of hack.
0:24.0	Beautiful, though.
0:25.0	Thank you again, gentlemen.
0:26.0	Machin do us.
0:27.0	For sure.
0:28.0	Okay, yeah, sure.
0:29.0	T.T.
0:31.0	T. B. T.
0:32.0	T. T. B. T. M. T. BTM.
0:37.0	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.
0:39.0	It's Friday, Friday,
0:41.0	gonna get down on Friday.
0:43.6	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:46.1	I just feel like I'm excited and I feel relaxed and I'm ready to party with the best of them.
0:59.5	Don't you kind of feel like a sellout?
1:01.4	Can you really call it a sell out when they give you a free Tesla for doing the show?
1:04.4	Beep, Ribby Ribby, Ribby. Let's get to the jokes.
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