432. Directorpiece Theatre: The Slow Death Of Final Destination

Small Beans

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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In this spooky episode, Abe points out the two types of Final Destination deaths and breaks them down. The hosts discuss the slow decline of sequels and how a franchise’s choices try to keep their irrelevance at bay. Also, what’s Death’s deal? Can it operate machinery or not? Do a Rube Goldberg machine or not, Death, c’mon. Features: Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	Okay, so funny story about this episode.
0:05.2	We have movie nights every week, Monday on the Small Beans Discord Friday on the Game
0:10.7	Flee Unemployed Discord.
0:12.6	Just patronize us and you can join in.
0:14.5	A few weeks back, we watched Final Destination and my buddy Dave thought it would be hilarious
0:21.6	to do a bit where he called Devon Sawa, Devon Sawa throughout the night.
0:27.0	I should have seen that this is a bit, but gullible, lovely Abe fell for it hookline
0:34.6	and say, so throughout this episode, I actually call our Final Destination Star, Devon Sawa.
0:43.7	It's hilarious and we all make mistakes and I should have checked.
0:47.2	So I just want to apologize for any arm.
0:50.0	This is done to Devon.
0:52.0	If you had to pick,
1:21.8	the person who you think was least worthy of death in this movie, the did die.
1:29.4	Who is that person to you?
1:32.1	Least worthy of dying.
1:33.1	Yeah, man, they sure didn't deserve it.
1:38.0	I guess Stifler.
1:39.0	Yeah, I thought the same thing.
1:40.6	I was like, man, what's Stifler doing wrong?
1:43.2	He's just in here being a kind of decent guy.
1:47.0	He's very reluctant to judge any of the other characters.
1:53.3	He's definitely not out there being a sex pest as we might expect.
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