432: Conceptual Decade Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Mother Theresa miraculously keeps sucking after death, "Triggered by LEGOS" is a thing that exists in reality now, and Don Ford will join us for the story of a septuagenarian sex machine.

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Headlines:

Mother Teresa was even more of an evil cult leader than we knew: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/21/opinion/mother-teresa.html

Preacher Says Gay People Should Wear Labels Saying “Hazardous to Your Health”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/22/preacher-gay-people-should-wear-labels-saying-hazardous-to-your-health/

Christian Student Demands Alabama College Accept Her Faith-Based Vaccine Refusal: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/18/christian-student-demands-alabama-college-accept-her-faith-based-vaccine-refusal/

Southern Baptist leader condemns Lego rainbow blocks: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/23/southern-baptist-leader-condemns-rainbow-lego-blocks-this-is-insanity/

Televangelist: “If you make fun of me, god will make you insane” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/25/evangelist-robin-bullock-if-you-mock-me-god-will-lead-you-to-insanity/ and “Prophet” says god will give you leprosy if you disagree with him: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/23/prophet-who-promised-trump-victory-says-youll-get-leprosy-if-you-question-him/

Cara Delevingne sells personal vagina NFT to support LGBT community, women, environment:

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/05/18/cara-delevingne-nft-vagina-chemical-x/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Winning, this sentence is pretty much the longest we're gonna go without profanity in this show.
0:06.0	This week's episode of The Scathing Atheist is brought to you by AllBirds, stamps.com, and by
0:12.1	fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil if you think about it, or rather
0:16.2	if you don't think about it.
0:19.8	And now The Scathing Atheist.
0:21.8	Hello, my name is Joel Forman and I am the bitter atheist on YouTube.
0:26.3	Just wanted to let you know that if intelligent design is real, that means God put the itchy
0:30.6	spot in the middle of your back just barely out of reach on purpose.
0:35.4	So either God's a dick or we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey people.
1:00.7	It's May 27th and if you're fully vaccinated, Anthony Fauci says you can fuck us.
1:07.2	I mean, I still prefer you wear a mask while you do it, but that's more of a sexual preference
1:11.6	thing than a safety thing.
1:13.6	I'm no illusions.
1:15.4	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:16.4	I'm Heathen Wright and from Philip Roth, New Jersey, Cincinnati, Redtown Blue State,
1:21.4	this is The Scathing Atheist.
1:23.6	This week's episode Mother Teresa miraculously keeps sucking after death.
1:29.2	Figured by Legos is a real thing that exists now in reality.
1:33.9	Yep.
1:34.9	And Don Ford will join us for the story of a septa-genarian fuck machine.
1:38.6	But first, the diet track.
1:54.7	Our show passed a pretty cool milestone last week on Friday, the day after our last episode
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