431: Closed Letter Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, America puts the ISH in Jewish, we learn how vaccines are Holocaust adjacent, and Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast will be here because he can’t say naughty words on that show.

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Headlines:

White House met with atheist leaders: https://secular.org/2021/05/secular_white_house_meeting/

Survey: Jewish Americans Are More Secular Than Ever Before: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/11/survey-jewish-americans-are-more-secular-than-ever-before/

GOP lawmaker rattles off the "Armor of God" she wears to thwart her critics: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/11/gop-lawmaker-rattles-off-the-armor-of-god-she-wears-to-thwart-her-critics/

“Prophetess”: I’ll Show You a Picture I Took of Demons in Chains “If I Find It”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/14/prophetess-ill-show-you-a-picture-i-took-of-demons-in-chains-if-i-find-it/

DeAnna Lorraine says the unvaccinated are being treated just like Jews in the Holocaust:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/05/11/conspiracist-the-unvaccinated-are-being-treated-just-like-jews-in-the-holocaust/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, following podcast contains language that may have been some listeners, and if not,
0:04.8	we'll try harder next week.
0:06.6	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by the newest source for
0:10.0	piping hot pornographic Pope picks, Only Friends.
0:14.4	Only Friends, because they got to pay for these NDE somehow.
0:17.9	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:19.9	Hi, I'm Noah, and I'm going to be a camp or at camp quest.
0:24.8	A simple, fun, summer camp for Atheist kids like me.
0:29.0	Even though I'm only eight, I'm smart enough to know we did, in fact, evolve from filthy
0:35.5	monkey men.
0:36.5	It's Thursday, it's May 20th, and it's International Rescue Dog Day.
1:03.1	All right, it's Ethical Match Bosnian Day.
1:05.8	I'm Noah Luzian.
1:07.8	I'm Eli Bosnian.
1:09.4	I'm Heathen Wright, and from Kevin Smith's New Jersey, Cincinnati Red State and Redtown
1:13.9	Blue State, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:16.9	This week's episode, America puts the ish and Jewish.
1:20.9	We learn how vaccines are.
1:23.4	How cost adjacent.
1:25.4	And Andrew Torres of the opening arguments podcast will be here because he can't say
1:28.9	fuck on that show.
1:30.9	But first, the diatribe.
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