#431 Edibles: This Is How Those Stories Start with Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

Diaz, Shrooms, Comic, Ari, Duncan, Shafir, Segura, Squad, Chappell, Store, Tomsegura, Rogan, Shaffir, Mushroom, Arishaffir, Sceptic, Skankfest, Freak, Skeptictank, Trussell, Los, Bryant, Cellar, Shroomfest, Joe, Tom, Burr, Bertkreischer, Tank, Comedy, Septic, Freakparty, Arithegreat, Joey, Kreischer, Billburr, Punchdrunk, Skeptic, Legionofskanks, Comedian, Thisisnothappening, Joerogan, Party, Allthingscomedy, Death, Podcast, Deathsquad, Comedy Interviews, Earwolf, Topic, Standup, Kobe

4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2021

⏱️ 119 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Space Cakes, Gummies, Brownies, chocolates, and the legendarily deadly Banana Bread. Comedian Brendan’s Sagalow and standup comedian Mile Cannon talk to standup comedian and creator of This is Not Happening Ari Shaffir about the dark arts of the baking world. It was a fun podcast about edible marijuana. You’ll be laughing the whole time.

Ari has been friends with the true dose king Joey Díaz for over 20 years so you know Ari has accidentally gotten bonked on edibles far more than the average person has ever even taken them.

The intro is full of a couple of good UFC on edibles stories. And the outro has a good story about acid at a UFC in one of the very few moments where Joe Rogan was jealous of us.

Here's The Scenario Podcast hosted by Mike, Brendan, & Mike Feeney:

Listen & Watch: https://bit.ly/scenariopod | https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod

Follow on social media: https://bit.ly/scenarioIG | https://bit.ly/scenariotwitter

Stay in touch with Mike & Brendan:

Follow Mike!

Instagram: https://bit.ly/cannonIG |

Twitter: https://bit.ly/cannontwitter

Follow Brendan!

Instagram: https://bit.ly/sagalowIG |

Twitter: https://bit.ly/sagalowtwitter

Thank you to our sponsor, BetterHelp! Affordable, private online counseling. Anytime, anywhere. Go to https://www.betterhelp.com/ari for 10% off your first month. Discount code “ARI" will be automatically applied.

Go to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" at check out for 5% off Delta 8 products.

The Music

Beastie Boys- Car Thief

Snoop Dog - Edibles

Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	So she was like take half of it if it doesn't hit you in about 45 minutes take the other half
0:05.1	She's like okay. There's before you have dosages
0:07.4	Yeah, and so I waited 45 minutes and it hadn't kicked in yet
0:12.0	So I told Matt we were there. We're ready to like start to drive home at some point
0:15.3	We're just partying at the at the Lohoye County Comedy store and I was like hey, I think I take the other half
0:19.9	He goes sure okay, but just you know
0:21.9	He goes this is how those stories start and I was like yeah, I was such a good way to put it
0:30.4	Yeah, and 10 minutes later it kicked it and I was like thank god I did wow
0:34.6	Dude wow, he was your narrator. Yeah, yeah, that's why you great thought it might not be a good
0:39.9	Did that guy even exist?
1:09.9	Oh
1:33.2	Welcome to our is your first get the tank podcast my name is our is your fear
1:38.8	I'm driving to Manhattan, New York. You know in 2006 about 2005 2006 the very first deadly marijuana edible was working
1:48.7	It's way around Los Angeles. Who's the banana bread the banana bread was killing people
1:54.0	Have when I say killing people I don't mean it was killing people, but it was killing people
1:59.1	Um, I remember taking some to six flags me Eric Abrams sickler bunch of other people
2:04.7	We H.E. Half an ammunition was that thing it was like a fucking three quarters with
2:12.0	Of banana bread and a half slice of that and it would bury you who bury you completely unregulated
2:17.8	delicious banana bread too
2:20.1	Who bury you I remember throwing up after one of the rides at six flags everybody got so fucking rip
2:25.8	They couldn't even have a good time except sickler I believe I think Ryan sickler
2:30.5	Was like I didn't get high at all
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ari Shaffir, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Ari Shaffir and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.