We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways.

One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.

Like the time I caught the fairy over to Shelbyville, I needed a new heel for my shoe.

So I decided to go to Morgenville, which is what they call Shelbyville in those days so I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time now to take the fairy cost a nickel and in those days nickels had pictures of bumble bees on

them give me five bees for a quarter you'd say now where were we oh yeah the

important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was a style at the time

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I got recognized on the street today.

The guy had already met me and then forgotten he met me

and then recognized me from TV and then remembered me again.

What a space? Like What is that about?

I don't actually think that that space is real.

I think people just keep saying that it's real and saying that

like there's stuff out there, but it's like like we're never going to know for real.

You can't go there.

What I love to think about this is a puzzle and each of every one of us is an interval peace that puts a big picture.

And much we're all together puts a big picture.

The show lets us to see the big picture.

Yeah.

Well, all right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of

TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Ready to laugh and drop until the socks come off?

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