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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4314 Smooth Creminal

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Luke offers an important apology involving the sports text chain that he shares with Andrew. They also discuss the closing of the last significant K-Mart in America and the deep sadness that a New York Times photographer was able to capture in its aisles. 

Transcript

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I don't think it's over stating anything to say that I was the first female to bring notoriety to our field as many the Moose, the Vernon Community College baseball team's mascot. I once held the splits for the

0:16.7

entire length of an extra inning baseball game in spite of excruciating pain and a severe severing of my adductor longest muscle that eventually

0:28.5

required four hours of surgery and added two and a half inches to my left leg forcing me to retire.

0:35.0

I wrote a tale documenting that journey, a moose in Grace, a mascot's journey to God and success and real estate.

0:48.0

TB, T.L.

0:51.0

In the next hour we will present information that's both shocking and

0:57.8

enlightening. This need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is

1:04.0

off-putting. I mean, I understand how people can love podcasts.

1:07.0

I just never, they've never fit into my,

1:10.8

into my day.

1:12.0

I just have never gotten into the habit.

1:14.0

It isn't so much about what it is altogether.

1:17.5

It's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts.

1:21.0

It's a little bit of a groove can you say a apple can you say

1:26.0

banana okay tbone time for some serious crunching. Well, all right, hello, good morning.

1:36.0

Welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be

1:41.0

too beautiful to live.

1:44.1

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

1:46.8

I don't want any more bullshit at any time during the day

1:50.2

from anyone, that includes me. Coming to you from the Madrona Hill

1:54.0

Broadcast Center first high above the mighty

1:56.0

Columbia where we had an absolutely beautiful weekend

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