All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what, even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it, distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcasts subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Investive all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up jerks. Welcome back to the podcast. I'll be to kick you an extra bonus episode today. So I hope you enjoy it. I'll just remind you real quick. We have the bad Christian conference coming up in a couple of weeks.

You got tickets left to that and the Emory, May and classic crime acoustic show in Dallas, Texas on February the 16th, Saturday night sponsored by the labeled podcast. Hope to see everybody at those events.

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Oh, yeah, God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fucking leave it. So if you've never done all, then you're extra virgin. No girl, it's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get one honest.

Three, two, one.

All right. Yes, extra bonus episode this week. Oh my God. I love bonus. So we do an extra one. We're out on the road and everything. I've always thought it's cool to kick an extra. I'm sorry, man. I'm interupting immediately.

But I always thought I'm fat and I always thought it'd be nicer. People said I was just bonus. Oh, you get extra. How much nicer is that you gain a little weight? You have bonus.

Like if you, yeah. So you bet like if you're a large person, there's more. But when I was a kid, it was called husky. How horrific is that? Husky sounds here, but my parents will say, you're bonus.

But you still feel I got you some bonus sized jeans once you're what you're saying is when you're labeled husky at an early age, you never lose it. Like if you've owned one of husky jeans, that stays with you.

The first day we went to sky city and my mom to she said, wait, man, I'm where your husky jeans. I have never not been husky since that moment. You're permanently husky. That's hilarious. I got a. I'm on baby watch here. We're down to less than six weeks. Poor. I have more. That's the craziest time for your wife to be pregnant. She feels like she's just bursting and just it's unbelievable speaking of extra. Yeah, it's very bonus. She's bonus. Right. A whole other human is serious in the right. So we're down to the last thing here. And I'm kind of nervous.

I'm kind of nervous because it's the third kid and two is become a nightmare. Right.

That's what I understand. So now I'm going to go to three. And so I thought two is a nightmare for you. Yeah, two is become a nightmare because the two year old is just become a nightmare. Right. Right. So she's entering what seems like hail.

Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. From my point of view, and then here comes the new kid. So I was on the playground because I told this on the bonus podcast that the BC club members get.

I'm telling you about this kind of affluent community is a public school that our kid goes to that we're apparently the poorest dumbest people at the school in Seattle there.

And I was talking to a dad that was picking up his daughter as a friend of Georgia. And he has three kids. And so he was like, you know what?

Three is not actually so bad. I think you're going to be totally fine. He says that really. Now let me tell you about this guy. He works for Facebook.

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