All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

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I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's going on, everybody? Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. Okay. Now I'll get on with the plugs. That is tonight, Emory, the band Emory. You know the emo band that you used to do a new group 10 years ago. Yeah, that Emory got a concert tonight. We're in Greenville, South Carolina of all places. And then we got some more dates coming up tomorrow night. We'll be at Murray Hill Theater in Jacksonville. Then we're going to be at the Orphan in Tampa. And then we're going to be in that respectable street in West Palm Beach. And then we're going to be at Soundbar and Orlando, Florida.

We're out. We're on the road. Come see us get a VIP ticket. Come hang out. Whatever you want to do. Oh, sleepers with us. And you don't want to miss that. They're playing shows again. And they sound terrific. You don't want to miss it. Also, we're playing the biggest concert of the year, which will be in Dallas on February the 16th during the bad Christian conference with the band May.

May is the headliner Emory is the support there. Then we've got classic Kramakusa with Matt McDonald and then we've got empty aisles. A new tooth and nail band.

This show is put on by tooth and nail and the label podcast in conjunction with bad Christian. How nice. What a big event that's going to be. And a lot of y'all will already be there because if you're going to the bad Christian conference, you get in for free to that concert. It's included, of course.

So bad Christian conferences in Dallas tickets are still available for that. You can go to bad Christian con.com for that. You can go to emery music.com for tickets to the Emory show or the May Emory show in Dallas at Emory Music.com. Hope to see everybody out there. And again, on these Wednesday nights, don't stay home. Make it a point to get out. Go meet some people. Come see a band by drink. Get out of the house. Stop it with the Netflix. Let's do something real. Come see us. It'll be great.

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I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fuck me that. So if you've never done all your extra virgin no girl is my plan. I'm showing you my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get one.

And we have here on tour. We have here on Emory on tour and a joy. We're in your state of South Carolina. I don't call them my state anymore because my state I live in his Tennessee. I always always think of South Carolina's home and I grew up in Greenville South Carolina.

By the way, Matt, you do agree or South Carolina. Why are you talking like that? I've not why are you talking that way? What do you mean, buddy?

Kind of like it's like you're you're having a conversation with me and Matt and Riva and it's like you're announcing. Well, in days like this when you're on tour with your band thinking through life. Well, I guess probably because I'm a little excited because we made it on tour and getting there's the hardest part and it's all thanks to me.

What? Okay, I'll give Matt credit to Matt was on the phone a bunch but our bus so Joey I cranked our bus weeks ago everything started fine. Go back to the bus because we need some tires on the bus and our generator is broken.

So I go to fix the bus I go to crank the bus to get those two things fixed and the bus all I hear is click click click click click click click nothing and I was like, oh, no.

I was like, let me try to get click click click click click click click click nothing and I was like, okay, well, a little bit longer. I'm a hold it like seven seconds instead of like three this time.

Click click click click click click click and then I was like, oh, and then I saw smoke come out of the battery bay. And I was like, oh, God, everything's terrible and it's just all full and so.

Worked and worked and worked had a guy come out spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars of just, you know, time and effort might have blown out of battery all this stuff and I was like, well, we're screwed.

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