#431 Pretty Boney

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Mazel Tov Tuesgays, this week's ep is chock full of topics like why we need to put saddles on horses, which one of us has the bonier ass, meeting a bad pause guy, how much we pee, and more! Check it out!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey folks, Tuesday's with stories is brought to you by Blutchew.
0:04.8	You know why you saw mommy only kissing Santa Claus.
0:10.3	Because Santa didn't have his Blutchew.
0:14.1	Wait, do you know why you saw mommy only kissing Santa Claus?
0:18.7	Oh, I get it, I'm dumb.
0:21.7	She was only kissing him because they couldn't bang.
0:25.3	Because he couldn't get it up.
0:26.9	That candy cane was a little flimsy.
0:29.4	I get it, I assume if you're kissing you're moving on to banging.
0:32.7	But what the hell do I know?
0:34.5	Hey everybody, you gotta get Blutchew.
0:36.9	I love it.
0:37.9	Keep it right in the pocket.
0:38.9	You never know.
0:39.9	We all get in our heads sometimes.
0:41.9	A dick.
0:42.9	It's a tough to get hard every now and then.
0:45.5	You know, sometimes you have a bad day.
0:47.3	You're thinking about too much crap.
0:48.8	The Blutchew will cut right through the BS.
0:52.0	Get that pipe.
0:54.2	Back up to fight and shape.
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