Regular features, regular features, the podcast that is the same every week.

Regular features, regular features, they will give you the bee name that you seek.

Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every week.

Like every week, I'm John Blythe. I'll be chairing this meeting of minds and guiding you through the forest of features, through which you're about to enjoy getting attacked by wolves.

Anyway, who are my fellow wolves in sheep's closings today?

Hi, I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I go with the name of Steve, and my feature this week

is all to do with the GameStump stunks that's been happening on the internet and on Wall Street

and putting the willies up hedge fund managers. Thanks. I didn't ask your feature, but you did save me a

question later. Nice. Joe, what have you got in the pipeline? Hi, I'm Joe, and I'm a horse in a wolf in a sheep's clothing.

I am in-tening.

Don't tell him a feature, because he fucking snaps back at you like a little bitch.

Notes, Joe, you have permission.

Thank you so much.

Do go on.

I've misremembered fundamental facts about the timeline

of regular features and as such have decided to just make Steve do one of my favorite things again

as if it was my own work. And I've already told you my name but I'll tell you again because

it bears repeating to be honest. I'm John Blythe and I will be taking

you on a tour of my swollen

gouty foot and making

you hunt for awful

around the globe

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