430: Generate My Space Teeth

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Elegance. Charm. Big moustache. Poise. Intellect. Their very own pizza oven. Grace. Wit. These are the qualities we look for in an Italian chef, and we will settle for nothing less. What? Oh, we also did a podcast. Mamma mia. Steve delivers what he promises to be his very last feature about teeth. Log codes an algorithm that can generate four petabytes of bee names per second. Gav stumbles across a curious accent in The Expanse. Joe circles around us like a sheepdog.

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0:00.0	regular regular regular features a regular regular regular features a regular regular regular features a regular
0:04.3	show hello and welcome to the regular features podcast my name's joe screbles and i will
0:12.9	contribute very little in the course of this recording but my three best friends in this
0:19.4	zoom chat will be doing so much more.
0:23.3	Gavin Murphy, Steve Hoggutty and John Logblythe.
0:26.9	Tell us your features.
0:28.2	I've heard about an accent on a show called The Expans, and I would like to expand on what I've learned.
0:37.8	I received a mysterious package from a man who can only be described as my dentist.
0:44.2	I've got a feature about how a bee name is born.
0:49.1	And I'm going to take you to the centre of the hive on these matters.
0:54.8	I was going to. And back these matters. I was going to...
0:55.8	And back.
0:56.9	Yeah, I was going to carry on.
0:58.6	But it looked like after every three words, you stopped and wanted to say more.
1:03.1	So I just let it keep going.
1:05.1	No, no, you were right to notice that because I didn't know if I'd finished or not.
1:10.5	And then I've realised, I was just leaving my voice
1:12.7	up there. I'm never going to stop.
1:15.0	I'm going to keep my voice up there.
1:16.6	Just fucking do something musical to stop me.
1:19.4	Steve put the jingle under him.
1:21.2	Put the jingle fading up now.
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