#430 Stav Cums On My Tits and Pours Cum Down My Throat: A Relationship Advice Episode with Stavros Halkias

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Host of the Cumtown podcast Stavros Halkias joins standup comedian Ari Shaffir for a relationship and sex advice episode of Skeptic Tank. This is a “Dear Ari” relationship advice episode that’s usually available on Patreon only but in honor of Juneteenth, we’re making this one available to the public.

Standup comedian Stavros Halkias and former friend of Bert Kreischer’s wife Ari Shaffir answer Patron submitted questions about wild sex, lame friends, and partners who pork out. This is the most important thing to happen to the country since Joe Biden reverse rammed Donald Trump and the drippings got imported by a viral lab on Wuhan and the rest was history.

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The Music:

Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You

I’m gonna cum on your tits - Beaver Shoot

Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody

Boyz 2 Men - I’ll Make Love To You

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Remember when you don't know where a pussy is you think it's higher than it is yeah, yeah, it's not always a dick is
0:06.7	It's not at all it's underneath it's way further on and I'm just rubbing the top of her like pussy area for so long
0:13.3	I think it's a fold here. Is that it?
0:15.8	And she's like you can um dude. It's really one of the most supposed. He's really dry
0:20.4	Dude, it's one of the most embarrassed I still think about that and I'm like oh, it's like someone punched me in the stomach
0:50.4	You
0:55.1	This fucking idiot at the dog park dude you can't bring your own ball and
1:00.7	Expect other dogs not to fucking grab at it
1:03.8	You know you know who loves balls dogs
1:07.2	You know who you know what kind of balls they love the fucking tennis balls. I'm sorry. That's Lulu's ball
1:12.5	Do you mind if she just can I seal it back? Hey, you could try to fucking take it back all you want idiot, but
1:17.2	It's up to band it and I'll tell you this right now a little a little spoiler alert here. I'm gonna give it to you
1:25.6	Little little your dog is fucking badly trained first of all
1:29.0	Everybody can see it you keep saying calm and the dog refuses to comply
1:33.2	It's no that's that's Lulu's ball. Well Lulu doesn't want it and then they finally get it
1:37.6	So you finally give in and you're like okay? Fine fine fine fine fine fine here
1:41.1	Okay, you fake out your dog. Here's your ball back and then they get it back and then they throw it and then your dog
1:46.1	Just seals it again
1:48.8	You can't bring your own soup to a soup kitchen
1:51.7	No, this is my pot. Sorry homeless people. No, this is my pot just from just from me
1:57.0	No, I know it's a big later with with I go as a stack of bulls
2:00.3	But I that just like choose later which which bowl I want in a stack of bulls. It's actually not for everybody else
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