430: A Sandwich and Some Fishin' for a Drone

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

YEA Networks

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to a sandwich in some love and hi. I'm Kelly Razzberry Evans. This is my husband
0:14.3	and podcast co-host and the father of the children I wish I had but the bonus children
0:19.7	I do have Alan Evans. I trained in the house. Y'all be honest. I'm dragging a little bit today.
0:26.2	I did not sleep well last night and that made me talk very well. Oh god. Why don't do that? I beat
0:35.7	my tongue. Alan bit his tongue. It really really hurts. Now he can sort of sympathize with what I
0:41.6	deal with on a pretty regular basis. I was hogging down on a big spoonful of Mongolian pork
0:49.2	and king buffet. Just hogging down, munching down and talking which is never a good combination.
0:57.2	You know how when you get the side of your tongue with your muller and you can hear it in your ear
1:03.2	go crunch. I basically took a piece out of the side of my tongue and it hurts. I'm not gonna lie.
1:11.6	You get that electric current feeling through your body. I have that sometimes. I'm the electric
1:16.9	current feeling through your entire body and that crunching sound. The crunching sound. I don't
1:22.4	know how does our tongue get in the way so often. Sometimes my cheek. Yeah. Well I have small mouth,
1:28.8	small esophagus, big teeth and big big teeth and big big tongue. Yeah. That's why I know that's
1:34.9	why I have sleep apnea. Remember because I have the I have the windpipe of I have a straw windpipe.
1:40.5	I'll never hear the end of this. I have small mouth big teeth big tongue. Yeah. I'm just
1:45.6	wondering how long it takes to heal. You know mouths do tend to heal very quickly. When I was a little
1:49.8	girl, approximately two, we'd have to ask Connie raspberry. I think she was pregnant at the time.
1:55.7	I'm not 100% sure. But I was jumping on the bed and I fell and almost bit my tongue off.
2:02.0	But I was still like kind of getting off a bottle and stuff or a sippy cup or whatever you are
2:06.9	at that age. My brother was born in July and I turned two in April. So maybe it was maybe
2:11.6	it was two. Anyway, there was nothing they can do. They cannot stitch your tongue back together.
2:17.2	It just has to heal naturally. And you know, fortunately the mouth heals pretty quickly. That's
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