43 - Kump Fights His Father

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Ray talks about eating too many eggs, not moving back home, crossword puzzles at the end of the world and much more.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to comp.
0:21.3	Welcome to all you on the podcast side, on the YouTube side.
0:26.7	You know, some of you on YouTube side, you might complain that the shot might be crooked.
0:32.2	Maybe it's crooked now.
0:33.4	I don't come at me.
0:35.8	Like, I don't know how to frame a shot, all right?
0:38.2	I was a photographer for years.
0:40.0	I photographed dead bodies.
0:41.3	I photographed weddings and bar mitzvahs and sweet 16s and all sorts of events.
0:47.3	I'm a trained visual artist.
0:52.0	I have a clamp.
0:53.6	The clamp is very, you know, I got one on Amazon. I didn't clamp. The clamp is very...
0:55.1	You know, I got one on Amazon.
0:56.8	I didn't...
0:57.2	You know, I didn't try to cheap out
0:59.1	and spent like 40 bucks.
1:01.2	It's not great.
1:02.3	It's weak.
1:03.5	This is why I'm using the cell phone camera.
1:05.8	Don't worry about what I'm using.
1:07.0	This is an expensive camera.
1:08.7	I'm a hot shot.
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